Night Out

I don’t drink much anymore, just occasionally, but I still like going with the lads to the pub. One lad had so little blood in his alcohol stream, he pissed on his leg and caught fire.

I like the boys to wear helmets for when they fall over and hit the floor, seems to help a bit.

They say if you want to drink and drive, get a car. But watching the lads trying to get into their cars upside down was a bit scary, so I organized a driver to take them home. Stuart Wilde

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