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Prince Charles is going to marry his long-time
bonk, Camilla Partly-Bowed. The ceremony will be at Windsor Castle
in April. Irritatingly, my invite seems to have been lost in the mail.
Camilla will be known as the Duchess of Cornwall. Charles owns
most of Cornwall. If Charles makes it to the British throne, Camilla
will not become queen of England, partly because she is divorced from
her first husband and partly because the British can't stand her.
But she would be known as, "Her Royal Highness..." There
is nothing much royal or high about Mrs. Partly-Bowed. In fact, most
of the British think she's a bit dodgy at best, but no worries, there
is almost no chance of Charles ever ascending to the throne of Britain,
as a spanner is on its way to clog up the mechanism.
I'll have to complain to the Post Master General, all these kings
and queens seem to passing into history without my benevolent eye
in attendance. Tut-bloody-tut.
© Stuart Wilde 2005
www.stuartwilde.com
Charles and Camilla
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