The Eunuch

A eunuch goes to a building site for a job. The foreman said,  “I can’t hire you because you are a eunuch”.

The eunuch replied, “I may be a eunuch and have no testicles, but I can work as hard as the next man and I have building skills.”

Whereupon the foreman said, “Ok, start tomorrow, the job starts at 7am but you come in at 8am.”

The eunuch was puzzled, he asked, “Why do I have to come in an hour later than the others?”

The foreman said quite bluntly, “The men come in at 7am but they stand around scratching their balls for the first hour, so there is no point in you coming in ’til 8pm.”

Stuart Wilde. www.stuartwilde.com