New Holiday Rules

New Citizens’ Charter (Rule 6B): “Work should only be performed as long as it doesn’t interfere with holidays and time off”. Stuart Wilde

Tags: skinny dipping, pinacoladas, good looking natives on the beach, sunscreen, long way from the mother in law, can’t remember what the boss looks like, no Eastenders, no parking tickets and traffic jams, flip flops, ice cream and burning the calender on the beach at night while singing Kumbaya. Tee hee.