Happiness is Relative. The Further You Get from your Relatives the Happier You Are!

Insanity Avoidance Mechanisms

Relatives at 10,000 miles can be quite supportive, at 20,000 miles they become fond memories, and if you have rellies on Pluto they become almost God-like, any closer than these examples given here and you are in deep doo-doo.

The function of a relative is to show you how hopeless you are, and they serve to teach you Einstein’s lessons of space and time, which you know were called the Laws of Relativity. Einstein knew all about this “relative” problem.

The trick is to give yourself enough time to create enough space. Stuart Wilde

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