Levitation & the Fast Getaway

At Dublin airport Terminal One Arrivals, there is a bus lane and some taxi lanes and a cross walk, but there is no place for a car to pull in and load passengers. Any bemused drivers that slow down to work it all out are immediately confronted by a very rude, aggressive, fascist policeman, Paddy o’ Goebbels.

The only legal way of loading people is for them to levitate with their luggage onto the roof of the car, as it passes ‘o Goebbels’ shaking fist, you’ll  soon see him, he’s the boney man with the red face that looks like agent Smith from the Matrix.

Granny Clampet at Dublin Airport

Once ya granny is on the roof of the car then you have to go very gingerly round to a petrol station that’s 500 yards away, which is the only legal place at the airport where the Paddys will let you stop and get the ol’ dear safely into the motor.

The Irish government in all their wisdom are printing a booklet for visitors to Dublin called “Levitation & the Fast Getaway”. The cover has levitating Celtic harps, and levitating shamrocks and even a pint of Guinness that seems to have made it up to thirty feet off the ground!

They did think of hiring a traffic planner from Singapore, (the Singapore people are very bright), it was rumored he knew how to devise a pick-up lane at airports, but budget constraints in the current crisis have nixed that idea.

Paddy o’ Goebbels at the airport is only the start of your worries. Because of hyperinflation the pubs have now begun installing brass handrails round the counters for customers to hang on to while the barmen gives them the price of their drinks, lest people should faint and fall over, and injure themselves.

If you are thinking of visiting Ireland via Dublin airport my suggestion is don’t, use Cork instead.

© 2012 — Stuart Wilde.
www.stuartwilde.com — All rights reserved.

Goebells Reincarnated after the War and is Now Working at Dublin Airport

Stuart Wilde Audio Lecture Series & Meditations
Find Stuart Wilde’s Australian published audio lecture series and meditations on CD at the Quiet Earth web site—featuring a large selection of hard to find Stuart Wilde titles.

Stuart Wilde Products Available from Quiet Earth >


Please Feel Free to Share This Article on Other Sites to Help People Wake Up. Thank You.
About the Author:

Stuart Wilde (1946 – 2013) is considered by many to be the greatest metaphysical teacher that has ever lived. Most famous New Age, New Thought writers and teachers privately studied with him, or they have been greatly influenced by his work. Read the full Stuart Wilde Bio >