Virgin Mary in the Bar


Khris Krepcik kindly gave me a Virgin Mary statue. She’s very pretty. I stuck her in the bar. I thought if she was there she could protect the drinkers, and make the honor-bar punters a bit more honest.

Virgin Mary Guards the Bar

 

 

She explained she doesn’t do inventory control, I told her I understood, and that I was grateful for any small mercies and did she like Guinness? She doesn’t.

 

 

Then I saw a vision of Bailey’s Irish Cream in a ten-liter jug, it’s more of a girlie drink, so maybe I’ll offer her a slug of that one day. Stuart Wilde

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