Anti-Government Speech

The British Government is considering making it a terrorist act to criticize the government and its policies. So I’ve change m’ tune:

I reckon having 200,000 illegal immigrants and gypsies roaming the lanes of Britain stealing stuff is a very good idea, it keeps citizens on their toes, and it allows them to make fraudulent insurance claims when they get ripped off.

And sending tens of thousands of troops to Afghanistan to fight for the Americans is very cool, it stiffens the lads’ resolve, and it will help when they come back to defend Parliament from riots and citizens’ revolutions.

And reducing the deficit from minus -£160 billion a year to minus -£150 billion a year is nifty, it keeps the bankers fat-of-face and happy. And the austerity budget helps with population control as people throw themselves off roofs and bridges and so forth.

And the Bank of England creating £340 billion out of thin air for the benefit of the bankers is also very wise, it reduces the value of everyone’s pounds making the country’s debts cheaper, and increasing exports, and while prices do go higher, no one cares about that.

And cutting the number of police and their pensions is terribly clever, the less arrests, the less paperwork.

And tapping everyone’s phone, Internet and Skype is to be lauded, it will be like endless TV soaps for the government to listen to, they will know who is having it away with whom. That will reduce promiscuous behavior amongst citizens, hoping to creep away for a surreptitious bonk.

And the British government sending a nuclear submarine to the Falkland Isles in case Argentina causes trouble is very patriotic, and I think nuking Buenos Aires is to be encouraged, given how their football team cheated against us in the World Cup.

And the suggestion that Tony Blair murdered 70+ people on 7/7 in the London Underground in a false flag attack is scurrilous, and anyone suggesting it is a fact should be hung by their thumbs from a lamppost.

And any mention of Diana getting rubbed out by the powers-that-be so Charles could marry Camilla Partly-Bowed, is an anti-Semitic lie, and anyways, Diana was a lot of trouble so she deserved it.

Ok now I’m out of trouble tee hee. Long live Cameron and the Nazi party…. oops sorry!—Tory party. Stuart Wilde